From the Desk of Seduction
Schmuck
Friday, 4:03pm
East Harlem, NY
Dear Loser,
Let's get something straight. I'm an ass. I'm disgusting. I'm mean. I'm
pesky. And I'm lazy. But I don’t care, because I GET ALL THE WOMEN.
I'm
way too important to be even sitting here
writing this now. So I'll keep it short. I
can attract any woman I want at will, with almost zero effort.
Heard that before? Do you not wanna learn how to attract women with
that much confidence? Do you want to remain a loser? Didn't think so.
So Who The Hell Is This “Seduction Schmuck”?
I’m the real deal.
Whether you like it or not, you want to attract women like me (maybe
even a schmuck too), otherwise you wouldn't be here. And since you
found my website, I'm sure you already know that there are thousands of
“attract women fast” programs on the internet today. You would have
most probably bought a few of them yourself. Well, are you impressed
with them? I’m definitely not. Not even close. What proof do these
losers have of their courses? That they date a few models a month? Big
deal. I date hundreds. And my method is so ingenious, it
would make you sick.
I’m the guy you see
walking into the nightclub with that supermodel from the Ferrari
advertisement, and you think to yourself, “What an ass!”
And you know what? You’re absolutely right. But so what? Do you really
think I value your opinion? I’m a Schmuck; I couldn’t care less. I cut
through the bullshit. If you find me too offensive, repulsive, or
whatever, feel free to leave my site anytime. I’m not here to make
friends. I’m here to show you EXACTLY how I attract all the women.
Right about now, I
feel a tirade coming on about the “major” seduction gurus (you know,
the big name guys) you see all over the internet and late night TVs.
The ONLY way these people make any money is by selling their overpriced
guides and CDs full of popular “attract women” ideas that you can learn
from any seduction book in the world. That’s it. These people are
CONGLOMERATES. They are not trying to help you in the least bit. They
have no “secrets”. It’s the same information repeated again and again,
rewritten differently by new “gurus” every year. These guys
send you books and progress sheets with over 2,000 pages. They send you
audio CDs and DVDs with another 20 hours of material to review. No
thanks.
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I don't know about
you but I'm lazy. I want simple answers without all the bullocks and
fillers. I want “here is EXACTLY how to attract
women”, and that's it. The mere thought of reading
500 pages of seduction gibberish turns my stomach. Honestly, do you
think these ‘gurus’ are going to tell you anything useful? Unless
you're a complete nitwit, you're going to get the SAME information you
already know. We all know you need to build your confidence. I don't
need a 62 minute DVD to tell me that, or a 70 page chapter in a book.
We all know it's important to appear bold and walk with your head held
up high. I don't need another 2 hour audio tape and a 146 page
supplemental manual to tell me that. The bottom line is that having
thousands of pages, and dozens of hours of video and audio tapes
doesn't make a product worthwhile.
Unlike these idiots
selling their latest ‘attract women’ “programs”, I’m not even going to
tell you my name, because I don’t pine for attention like they do.
Those guys dream of doing seminars, interviews, consultations,
appearances, etc. I don’t do any of that crap. They want to be famous
to make mom & dad proud, or to make the people who picked on them
in high school feel jealous. Who gives a damn? I don’t want to be
popular. I'm just a Schmuck, laying all the women I like, and I like it
that way. And I do it all with almost no effort, thanks to my 'attract
women' techniques that I discovered and perfected over the years.
And you know what? You
can master them too with almost zero effort. I have
done the hard work refining the techniques and am now willing to pass
them all to you for a freaking throw away price.
Let's Get To
Attracting Women?
So, what is it that I
do to attract ridiculous number of women I told you about earlier?
Well, over the past 12 years I've come up with a few amazingly
effective techniques for attracting women while maintaining the
disinterested attitude. And the best part is, you don't need to follow
routines, you don't need to memorize lines, and in many cases you don't
even need to practice. Some of these techniques are actually so simple,
they're almost ARTISTIC. They practically force women to find you
attractive, even if you appear to not need them. The world is so wide
open for these techniques, it's actually ridiculous. And, NOBODY, I
repeat, NOBODY is doing this stuff.
A few of the topics I
get brutally honest with you about are What Women Like To See In You,
How To Give Her Those In Limited Amounts So She Keeps Craving For More,
How To Have The Attractive Appeal Even Before You Start Speaking, How
To Talk To Retain That Attraction, What Not To Talk, What To Do, When
To Do It, When Not To Be With Her, and lots more. I
cover it all. I will show you EXACTLY how I attract ALL of my women.
And when I say “exactly”, I mean it.
I can definitely say
now, when I show you my Attracting Women techniques, you will be angry
that you didn’t think of them yourself. Don't punch yourself about that
though. Not everyone is a genius like me. Moreover, your anger will
quickly turn into gratitude once you realize what I've shown you, and
how it can alter your life almost immediately. If you don’t have the
confidence to even go up to a beautiful woman, that's not a problem. If
you can read, talk, and follow simple instructions, you can do this.
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For beginners, my
guide will put you YEARS ahead of where you should be. For experts, I
GUARANTEE that several of my techniques will blow your mind. I've been
doing this for over 12 years, and all I know how to do is attract women.
I
know what you're thinking... Why would anyone who gets as
many women as I do go out and reveal all of his secrets? Here are 3
reasons why I can confidently reveal my ‘Attracting Women’ strategies
to you:
- First of all, I get LOADS of women wherever I
go. Plus, is the world so small that I am ever going to face
competition from you guys and find no woman when I need them? - Secondly, I'm obviously going to make lots of
money by selling my secrets which I can use to fund my trips to new
places, so it's a no-brainer. - Lastly, I'm so connected now it's ridiculous.
I hang out with other celebrities and prominent people at clubs,
parties, and even the Playboy Mansion. I've made my fortune, and I can
leverage that into anything I want. The sky is the limit. So if
everybody starts copying me it doesn't matter. Everyone knows I'm the
ORIGINAL Seduction Schmuck.
So What am I
Offering You?
I’m offering you the EXACT SAME ‘Attract Women’ strategies I have used
to become the most wanted guy in town.
The same strategies I still use to this day. Unlike those so-called
gurus I mentioned before, I’m not going to engulf you with pages and
pages of cookie-cutter 'attract women' gabble, just to make my product
look big and worthwhile. If you are looking for an high-priced
sleep-aid, buy their program. If you want to start getting women TODAY,
get mine.
In my Attract Women
program, I cut to the chase with just over 75 easy-to-read pages of my
prime attracting women techniques, those that you can begin using
immediately. If
you can't get at least 10 women per month with these techniques,
there's something wrong with you. SERIOUSLY. Even a lazy
schmuck like me did it.
What's Included in my Attract
Women Program:
- Create and exude limitless
charisma to attract women with the least amount of effort and energy. - Master the Seven Power
Principles of Chemistry. - Learn how to be totally
dominant and in control of every situation. - Learn how to be the powerful
Alpha Male: Detailed instructions on body language, gaze and mindset to
completely transform you. - Mind Blocking Technique to wipe
out your weaknesses and attract women with confidence. - Ladies Man Technique to boost
your romantic prowess. - Eagle's Ambition Technique and
Maslow's hierarchy of needs. - How to attract women and get
them to pursue you instead of you pursuing women. - Get Together Technique to
eliminate her resistance. - How to be scarce and how being
so can immediately make you attractive and put you on the right track. - The Power of Differentiation
and how you can easily be different from all the other guys out there. - White Knight Technique to make
her feel ever so special when she is around you. - The Master Key To Women's Main
Door - the biggest secret in attracting women. - How exactly to talk
to a woman and how to get her to talk without any inhibitions. You will
never again in your life be stuck for words when trying to keep the
conversation going (with women). - Power Enthusiasm for great
positive impressions. - When to avoid being with her
and why. - Magnetic Rapport Generation to
improve your rapport with women to mindblowing levels through three
progressive stages. - Discover how to easily create
various emotional states in your woman from simple happiness to pure
enthrallment. - How to get the Seductive Gaze.
- How to acquire the Seductive
Voice. - How to have the Magic
Kinesthetic Touch women die for. - How to Praise your woman just
enough (which of the three levels) and when and how to deliver the Mega
Praise to keep her glowing for hours on end. - Mastering the Killer Body
Language. - Magic With Names - how a simple
change can help so much when used the right way. - Mastering Verbal Acrobatics:
How to do a romantic story-telling to enthrall and seduce your woman
with nothing but words. - Advanced Neurolinguistic Story
Telling with Embedded Commands to attract her even more with words. - How to Befriend The
Subconscious Mind and train it with the Mind Flash Technique and how to
command it to attract women towards you even without you consciously
trying. - The Psychic Energy Bubble
Technique to absorb and exude an amazing chi energy glow around you to
attract women automatically all day long. - FREE
Lifetime Updates to my guide - it has already been updated
over 18 times in the 10 years since launch. - So much other miscellaneous
stuff, I'd be here all day.
A Few Additional Things You
Should Know About My Attract Women Strategies:
- You DO NOT need to practice
long and hard to follow my simple techniques. - These are true “attract” women
techniques. A few are so absurd that they are actually genius, if I may
say so myself. - I'm not going to waste your
time with general seduction info that you can find anywhere. EVERYTHING
you need to attract women like me is included in my ebook. Nothing
more, nothing less.
Face it...
If you want to attract women like me, this is your chance. Think about
your current state of affairs. Are you content being a total loser? If
so, move on. If not, get my ebook NOW. It's as simple as that. I am not
going to beg you to order, because the fact is, you need me more than I
need you. Right? I already get all the women. You do not.
Whatever you decide, I'll be
having a beautiful date tonight. And by the way, if you do happen to
spot me out in the real world, kindly do me a favor and don't
talk to me. I'm far too busy and important to be seen with you.
Ordering Info
To order the Attract
Women Program today and gain access to the unique attracting women
techniques of one the most successful playboys in the world, click on
the link below to order. You will receive INSTANT access to the
program, which can be downloaded as an eBook, directly to your computer
in a matter of seconds. The cost of the program is a ridiculously low
price of just $49.95.
And there's even a 60 day money back guarantee to any loser who can't
figure out how to attract women with the program.
Try my
Attract Women strategies for up to 60 days. If you aren't successful at
attracting women, I'll tell you that you are in the wrong league, I'll
question your IQ, but I'll also give you a full refund.
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IT'S DECISION TIME: $49.95 is a ridiculously low price
for this life-transforming information. I feel like I'm
practically giving you the keys to sovereignty here. I've done all the
dirty work, and now all you have to do is follow simple instructions.
That is why I keep the right to increase the price at any time. I have
sold my Attract Women program very successfully at $97, and for quite a
while even at $197, so don't be surprised if you come back a few days
later and see it at a higher rate. I'm planning on increasing the price
in the next few days, so you need to order TODAY,
if you want to lock in the current discounted
price of only $49.95. Compared to the programs of those other “gurus”
of attracting women, my price is EXTREMELY low.
FACT:
If you can't come up with a measly 50 bucks to transform your life for
good, you deserve your wretched existence, and you should leave this
website NOW.
Still here? Then you
should know that I take orders 24 hours a day, so you can order my
program right now, even if it's 3:00 am, and you will still receive
INSTANT access.
What are you doing
reading down here? Didn’t you order yet? Oh, you must be one of those
twits thinking my attract women program still sounds too good to be
true. Well, if you aren't convinced, I don't really give a #*&^%.
Go ahead and keep looking like a desperate wanker. When you're fed up
with being a failure, you'll be back. You know I get a lot of women.
You know that I tell it like it is, without all the bullcrap. You’ve
seen that I’m a Seduction Schmuck with nothing to lose. You've even
seen that I offer a 60 day money back guarantee. So if you aren't ready
to order, you don't even deserve to be on my website. Go away NOW.
Or
make the smart move and start attracting women TODAY by ordering
NOW.
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